So someone said that they love my writing, but it is too serious.

This is serious stuff. If you need to read more varied writing by me, please search for Kindle books by Laura Wheeler on Amazon (we promise the funny ones are cheap), or look in on her blog, Frumpy Haus Frau. My experience is vast, and clients who have asked us to write content for their websites have not been disappointed by the results.

You need good content on your website, which includes good text, good info pages, or good product descriptions. Whether it is technical writing, or touchy-feely stuff, we can probably produce something that will entrance your site visitors...

Ok, so maybe that is an exaggeration. We'll just fix it if you don't like it, Ok?

All writing is optimized for Search Engines and for audience appeal.

Pages - $60 - About, Home, Policies, Service or Product Information Pages, and other necessary stuff on your website. We'll count the Contact page as half a page, Ok? These are the length they need to be to be understood and to contain all they need, but if I have to page-down more than twice, I'll have to charge for an extra page. Bulk discounts start at 5% for 20 pages, 10% for 50 pages, 15% for 100 pages, and 20% for 500 pages.

Articles - $65 - All kinds of businesses benefit from articles, for blogs, social media, and other marketing purposes. We have the skill and knowledge to write on a wide range of topics, and if we know our stuff, we'll discount this by 25%. If we have to research it, we can't discount. If you have multiples, we discount also, because once we get in the zone, it is faster to write. Bulk discounts start at 5% for 20 pages, 10% for 50 pages, 15% for 100 pages, and 20% for 500 pages. 

Product Descriptions (One paragraph) - $20 - We do our best to get inside the head of the prospective customer and write in a way that appeals to them. This service is best for simple descriptions, for products which do not require a lot of detail. Bulk discounts start at 5% for 20 descriptions, 10% for 50 descriptions, 15% for 100 descriptions, and 20% for 500 descriptions. 

Product Descriptions (Extended) - $40 - As long as the description needs to be. For very long descriptions, some starter material must be provided by you, then we'll improve it and run with it. Best for products which require a lot of information for the customer to understand how to choose, or whether your product is the one they need or not. Bulk discounts start at 5% for 20 descriptions, 10% for 50 descriptions, 15% for 100 descriptions, and 20% for 500 descriptions. 

Product, Page, Link, and other Names - $1 each - PLEASE batch these! If you have difficulty naming things on your site, we can help. We once named about 200 pieces of jewelry on a website. How many times can you name another variation on a tiger's eye necklace? About 14, it seems.

Domain Name Help - $15 - We'll help you brainstorm and search for a good domain name that nobody else owns. This is a difficult thing, and an extra brain throwing ideas in the ring can make all the difference.

Many Ways To Work With Us

You can provide images and technical details, and we'll write the descriptions, or you can tell us over the phone what it is that you need, product by product, and approve it on the fly if you wish. However you need us to do the job, we'll do our best to work with you so you get the content you need.